I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
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I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
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I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
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