i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
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I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
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Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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