GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
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I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
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Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
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Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
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