just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
