Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
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In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
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He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
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