OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
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Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
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I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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