hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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