If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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