So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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