Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I came so hard my ears popped.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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