dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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