I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
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He had one of those small greek statue penises
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
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She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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