So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I think I won the penis lottery.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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