Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
You need a sexual gate keeper
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
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