its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
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