I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
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just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
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I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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