it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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