You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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