so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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