im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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