i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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