I think my vagina is haunted
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
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I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
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the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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