You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Walk of Shame today included voting.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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