Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
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Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
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we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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