I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Randomize
