We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
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