Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
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