He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
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She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
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I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Dick very happy bro
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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