I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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