if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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