I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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