they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
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okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
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Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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