one word: firstdatebathroomanal
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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