i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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