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She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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