So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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