So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
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She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
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You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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