we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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