Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Randomize