I hate your face
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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