Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Never underestimate the power of titties
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