So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
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Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
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Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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