So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
Success! We fucked roommates!
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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