he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
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my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
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you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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