i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Quick, to the slutcave!
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
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A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
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Gay?
German.
Pity.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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