Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We need to rekindle our bromance
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Randomize