butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
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Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
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All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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