Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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