butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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