You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
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Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
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You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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