Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
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did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
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Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
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