my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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