Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
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So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
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don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
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