awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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